Santa, I’ve Been Naughty
Shame on Jillian.
So today I go into work, but I have to commute to work because now I’m back at home, right?
Either way - I pull into a Faculty-Staff Only parking lot, knowing full well that I don’t have a permit to park there and it is a 15 dollar fine if they catch me. So I pull in and look for a nice open one. I spot one, dead ahead, in front of a Gold Toyota - it’s really shiny, brand new!
I get out of my car, just saying “Screw It” because I don’t care at this point if I get a ticket or not. There is literally nowhere else around campus to park where I know I won’t either 1. Get a Ticket or 2. Be Towed. I look to the Gold Toyota, and I notice that they too do not have a parking permit in their window.
And they have a ticket. It’s tucked ever-so-neatly under their windshield wiper.
So, Naughty Jillian goes over to the car and retrieves their snow-and-ice encrusted ticket from their windshield (I made sure no one else was around) and put it on my car, under my windshield wiper.
Now at this point, you can still see the outline of where the ticket was on the gold Toyota - apparently it had snowed since the “Parking Police” came around to the cars to ticket everyone in the first place. So I gently dust off the outline from this poor persons’ car to make it look like they never had a ticket.
What’s even funnier is: I didn’t get a ticket! :-)
Another Funny Part: They received another ticket!
Naughty Jillian.
And I’m going to keep the ticket to use it next week when I have to commute into work. Those poor people - two tickets on their record - this one probably won’t be paid for awhile, considering I still have it. :-)
What’s funny is to look at it because although it is the right date and time - it is the wrong car type, wrong color, and wrong license plate. But the right 15-dollar-no-permit-displayed problem checked on the ticket.
Oh good times.
Shame on me. ;-)



