First of all I wanted to take the time to thank you for being the loudest upstairs-neighbors known to mankind.

While I am down here, quietly trying to do my homework, I hear what sounds like a couple of humans trying to round up stampeding rhino’s into a bedroom.

I also do not appreciate the parties that you have at 2:30 in the morning as you try and cram about 30 people into the room right above my bedroom.

Also, I do not know if you are holding a kick-boxing tournament or just walking to the microwave, but I would appreciate it if you could walk a little softer. I assume that you do not weigh 400 pounds and therefore you are not excused from walking that loudly.

I have taken the liberty of pouring water on your parking spot. Did I mention that it is going to get well below 20 degrees tonight, and that water freezes?

Must have slipped my mind.

With faith,

Jillian