So I was watching TV today and I thought to myself “Boy it’s hot in here” so I got up and decided to open my window but then that got me to thinking that since my window is below ground, I wouldn’t be getting that much airflow so I turned on my fan I read somewhere that you use less power if you turn on the fan and turn off the lights so I turned off the lights and that got me to thinking about a blond joke about two blonde’s screwing in a light bulb then I started thinking about my friend Allison who is not the Allison who lives on campus but the one who lives up in Minnesota and she’s blond she called me earlier asking if I was going to be in town and I said that I couldn’t because I have school and anyways I was just trying to procrastinate on my homework then that got me to thinking about school and homework but then I realized how much I have due this week and how much instructors enjoy piling on the homework before the end of the semester - did I mention that most of my instructors suck this semester - suddenly I realized that I am really hungry so then I started to think about how much food I have left in my fridge and how much I will have to eat before I go up to Discover and then I thought about starting to pack up some things for Discover before my parents come up this weekend because I went home this past weekend and didn’t take home a lot of things I realized that I paid way to much in gas and I think I should go back to that gas station and demand a refund but then I realized that it would take too much time and anyways I would be wasting gas and there are more important things to do like practice juggling or watching TV I actually learned how to juggle when I was younger I practiced a lot but then I realized that the weight of bean bags I was using as a kid was off so that’s probably why I wasn’t able to fully master being a professional juggler - speaking of juggling, I know that the circus was in town this past weekend and that got me to thinking about my visit to my parents’ house this past weekend which was pretty fun because I helped my mother garden. Boy was it hot out that day that is making me think about how hot it is in my room right now and I think I’m going to go and open the window.

…and Jillian is it’s messenger.

So lately I’ve discovered that there IS life outside of Mac and Cheese.

I know that this may come as a shock to you, but as a college student I find it perfectly acceptable to be eating Mac and Cheese pretty much…a LOT…this week…every…day…for dinner.

Yes, it’s that good - and I’m a college student. What more do you want?

However, I have found something way easier to make, and it makes a few more meals than a single box of mac and cheese!

It’s a miracle!

It’s called…Noodles.

Still with me?

‘Noodles’ is incredibly easy to make, and, if you boil a bunch of the stringy stuff called noodles together and put it with sauce, it becomes the phenomena known as “spaghetti”!

Shocking, I know.

And spaghetti is damn good as well.

Let us all rejoice at this newfound God known as Spaghetti! All hail!