1. You can’t smoke a large cardboard tube like a cigarette (tube used to hold large maps)
2. You also can’t roll parsley into a piece of wax paper and try to smoke it like a cigarette
3. The spanish word for “green olive” is: (pronounced phonetically) ack-see-enn-tune-ahh vee-air-day
4. The spanish word for “shit head” is: (pronounced phonetically) mee-err-daa kaa-bay-sah (Although, there is some debate whether you should say ‘head’ first then ’shit’ in spanish because is shit describing the head? Your pick)
5. When the students leave: THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS. And, it rocks.
6. You can receive tips just by being an insider (a guy gave me $1 tip today)
7. If a small spanish guy makes a pizza with bananas, pineapple and cheese and nothing else, EAT IT BECAUSE IT IS DELICIOUS
8. Going up to someone’s car and humping it is an accepted form of language, and is translated as: “I like your car a lot”

Blogger, you have SO been owned, it’s not even funny.

Alright everyone, so, after some careful hacking techniques, I am finally posting on my OWN website, so although my current address (http://collegestudent2004.blogspot.com/) still works, I’m asking everyone to update their bookmarks to my new, current web address:

http://www.byjillian.com/blog/

Oh yeah, and my apologies in advance, I moved all of my pictures onto my new web address, so some of the pictures don’t work. But don’t worry, I’m working on it!

I’m just going to take a break and hack the internets now -