This is me: Heyyy ISU long time no see!  Can I get a transcript?

What…what’s that?  You want me to send you a check?  Can’t I just give you the OK over the phone?

No?  Why not?  I mean, it’s my credit card, I can give you my drivers license number if you…

Oh come on…don’t be like that.

ISU don’t…don’t cry it’s alright.  Please don’t…ISU get up off the floor; what–what are you doing?

You are EMBARASSING me!  Get up off the floor ISU.  What did I just tell you?  Now, now, come on, get up off the floor.

Oh god that can’t be sanatary, DON’T put that in your mouth BAD ISU!

Alright FINE I’ll send you a check you archaic son of a…

Oh I didn’t mean that ISU I’m sorry, please…oh lord here we go again.  Don’t cry ISU don’t…come on now let’s try to be a grown-up alright?  Come on I’m sending the check in the mail as we speak; it’s alright.

Yes, I’ll buy you a toy if you send me my transcript; look, it’ll be your favorite!  Yes…yes it can be ice-cream as well.