Sooo today I tried making the Powerpoint again for the Joomla presentation, failed, and instead resorted to doing drugs and mixing it with alcoholic beverages and then taking a drive; all while cursing and using the lords name in vain.

I think I’ve pretty much offended everyone by now, blog mission: accomplished!

I got about halfway through the rough-draft outline when I decided to go on a rampage and start completing my portfolio on my website.  I know, CRAZY!

Naw, it wasn’t that bad, but seriously, whoever invented outlines was a genius.  I spent about 2 hours staring at a blank Powerpoint, got up, played piano for an hour or so, and then came back and was like, “Why did it take me so long to think to do an outline first?!”

Nope, still no idea.

Crunch.

Crackle, Crunch.

I look up from my outline festivities and over to the noise.  My cat, and, I’m not even kidding here, was trying to get inside of a Macy’s bag.  It’s not the first time she’s done that, either.  Case in point:

That, is the box to my Christmas Tree.  It’s made to fit, SHOCKER, a Christmas Tree.  I go to pick it up, and I hear a loud “Meow!” come from the box followed by a soft thump as my cat hurdles to the other side of the box.  Of course, I put the box back down and she didn’t even come out!  Oh, no.  Emergency situation where she is dying in my Christmas Tree box and she doesn’t even try to escape.

This, is the Macy’s bag today.  Yes, she was asleep.  No, I did not force her to go into the bag nor was there catnip or a fluffy warm blanket in there.  I paid 10 dollars for each cat bed, and my cat. is. asleep. in a 10-cent paper bag.

Step 1.  Invent a bed that is enclosed like a box and/or bag, make the bottom hard-ish and yet soft like carpet.

Step 2.  Patent/Copyright said bed.

Step 3.  Profit

Step 4. ???