"Bigger or Better"
What am I, a magnet to random people these past few days?
I’m sitting in my room in my pajama pants and a t-shirt, hacking away at my computer, as normal. ;-)
I hear a girl knock on my neighbors’ door, and no one answers. Next is mine.
Now at this point I’m thinking they are looking for donations or something to help with a sorority.
Since my door is open, I have to answer it.
“Hello,” I say, leaning back in my chair. Hey, my room is small enough I don’t have to get up. ;-)
“Oh hello,” A girl says, walking into my room holding a box that is closed. She has on a hat and a big, poof-y coat, and she looked like she had JUST walked in from outside (it’s pretty cold outside, I might add…)
“Hi,” I say, wondering what a girl knocking on my door and carrying a box could POSSIBLY want. The box is pretty medium-sized and folded shut, but had been previously taped shut from the looks - I can’t see inside it.
“Do you want to play a game?” She asks, giving the box a little shake. I set my keyboard on top of my desk (Normally I have it in my lap for extended use - which is, oh wait, ALWAYS) and I stand up.
“Ummmm…yeah…sure…” I say, mildly curious as to what the game is.
“The game is called: ‘Bigger or Better’,” The girl says, eyeing me. “Do you want to play?”
Thinking this was a joke and my RA or someone is standing out in the hallway, I move towards my door. Since she is much shorter than I am, she takes an automatic step backwards as if I am going to chase her out.
I glance into the hallway and into the faces of about 7 people who all look like they just came from the freezing cold outside - all of them in coats, and one of them blowing his breath into his gloves.
Who are these people?
“Yeah sure, what do I have to do?” I say, making up my mind to play. Now I am mildly curious as to what is in the box.
“Well, if you can give us something that is bigger, or better, than what is inside this box, then you can have the box and whatever is inside,” She says, giving the box a mild shake for added effect.
“Sureeee, why not,” I say, looking around my room for something bigger or better. Now I just want to know what is in the damn box, not actually get it - but I’ll play their silly game anyways. I have a few one-dollar bills sitting on my bed from god-knows-when, so I snatch one up.
“A dollar?” I say, holding it in front of her.
She looks out in the hallway, communicating silently with her teammates for whatever reason.
“Noooo, we can’t take money…” She says slowly, staring at me. I throw the dollar back on my bed. I look under my bed for something - food maybe? I break open my plastic box with all of my food and grab a mini bag of popcorn.
“What about this?” I ask, holding the un-popped popcorn bag in front of her.
“Yes, you win!” The girl says, taking my mini bag of popcorn and thrusting the box into my hands. It’s very light, I notice at once.
“Enjoy your gift and thanks for playing!” She says and walks briskly down the hallway, as if trying to get away from me as fast as possible.
Wasting no time, I tear open the box and find inside…
A bunch of packing peanuts.
I laugh out loud to myself, not at all upset that I had just been conned.
I look out my doorway to see where they are going - she is already at the end of the hallway and is on her cellphone with someone, holding my mini-bag of popcorn in the other hand - the other people following her closely.
“Hey, you know Jeff? Has he played ‘Bigger or Better’ before?” I hear her ask her cellphone before she whips around the corner and out of sight.
I wonder if they have a room full of boxes filled with packing peanuts somewhere and they are just trying to get rid of them. Obviously since it is a box filled with packing peanuts, ANYTHING would be ‘Bigger or Better’.
I guess that is the joke.
However I now have packing peanuts AND most likely a good use for them - Mischief Night is coming up soon and now I have one more thing to use. :-)