So, I thought I had all of the pictures from this trip, but dammit Internet I have a confession to make: I forgot about Lauren’s pictures! I figured I didn’t include NEARLY enough ridiculous pictures of myself, so below is an assortment of the best of the worst pictures of myself. Except for one, and I didn’t include it.

Now, before I start, I would just like to say that I can neither confirm nor deny the involvement of tequila in any and all of the below pictures.

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As Lauren and I were walking along the beach, we came across a HUGE slab of wood jutting up from the sand. It looks like a log so I hopped up on it and walked across it heal-to-toe, saying in a dramatically slurred voice: “No ossifer, I am nooooo drinky”

I would like to note here that although the temperature of the Bahamas was about 80 degrees the entire time we were there, the ocean temperature was about FIFTY degrees. Although Lauren dared me to run into the ocean multiple times because she wanted a pictures, I said that pretending to run to the ocean would have to do. Thus, the above picture was born, and I so caption it: “TO THE OCEAN, Batman!”

Alright, alright, I’ll admit that I lied a bit in my introduction. This is one of the best pictures that Lauren took of me during this trip, annddd I had to include it so that you know and understand that we really act normal. Sometimes. Okay, so right after that pictures we took this one:

In this one I am appropriately looking like “WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY CAMERA?!”. Because it was really bright when I took that picture and really windy so we were both caught off-guard. Ah, Bahamas, I will miss you!

And last but not least I have quite possibly the best movie I have ever recorded. Below is the exact transcript of the 10-second movie if you can’t hear what we are saying.

Me: (Quoting Lauren) “I don’t care what Obama eats, as long as it’s not people”

Lauren: “I don’t…As long as it’s not people.”

Me: “We’re watching CNN, the end”

Lately my classes have been getting just as bad as they sound. As in, “Introduction to Marketing”; how bad can it be?

You have NO idea.

Well, maybe you do.

About a week ago I made the movie I’m about to post. Why did I not post it then and I chose today to post it? Have the planets aligned? No idea. Maybe I didn’t post it for the same reason why I haven’t been posting in my blog recently.

Nope, still no idea.

In conclusion, my heat has been back on in my apartment and has been for awhile, so that means I can run around the apartment without pants again during winter time. Oh come on, we all know that is the REAL reason why heat exists.